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Jul 01, 2026

'It's coming home and you're going home': PM mocked over England tweet

Keir Starmer was ridiculed online after posting about England's win over the Democratic Republic of Congo in the World Cup.

Hoping to use the celebrations to claw back some affection, the Prime Minister wrote: 'It might actually be coming home,' accompanied by an England flag.

But Keir likely grew to regret his choice of slogan, given his imminent departure from No 10.

It was a gift to his critics, with the jokes virtually writing themselves - and hundreds of X users capitalised within minutes.

A user called Winston Smith turned the phrase back on the Prime Minister, jibing: 'It's coming home, and you are going home - BYE!'

Someone else wrote: 'If "it" is your P45 then yes, you are correct. Possibly for the first time in your caretaker PM stint. Hurrah!'

Another said: 'It'll only come home if you resign immediately. Do something right at least once in your time as PM, Starmer.'

Barrie Poetan pegged Starmer as a bad omen, writing: 'Well that's killed off any chance.'

Starmer was mocked ruthlessly for this tweet after England's victory

Starmer was mocked ruthlessly for this tweet after England's victory

Having been forced to resigned just over a week ago, Starmer tried to use the footballing success to gain some popularity

Having been forced to resigned just over a week ago, Starmer tried to use the footballing success to gain some popularity

A user named Finch was trying to figure out who has performed worse - 'Madueke on right wing or you [Starmer] as PM'.

One user stuck the boot into the outgoing PM, joking: 'Whose home? Andy Burnham's new pad in Downing Street?' 

England did not make things easy for them on the night, conceding early on to a Congo side who turned up with more firepower than anticipated.

But captain and national hero Harry Kane stepped up to the plate with two late goals, edging the Three Lions through to the Final 16.

While the scenes of elation inside pubs and fanzones were warmly received online, Starmer's interjection went down like a lead balloon.

A thoroughly unhappy Teresa Farr took aim at Starmer's apparent aversion to the English flag, saying: 'You can shut up you have not even put the England flag up in Downing St, every other PM have [sic] been proud to hang the English flag from every window. Shame on you.'

Denise Tarplee advised the PM to 'SOD off' and stop 'trying to use the England boys to make himself relevant'.

Chris Barr told Keir he was 'as deluded about football as you are about the DIP'.

This referred to the Defence Investment Plan unveiled by the Prime Minister on Tuesday, which failed to find five billion of the extra funding allocated - and was roundly criticised as insufficient.

Gavin Glicksman said: 'Do shut up. No one gives a toss about you or your opinion. Funny how you're only proud to be English when it suits you...'

Harry Kane roared after the whistle blew, knowing he had done enough to take England through

Harry Kane roared after the whistle blew, knowing he had done enough to take England through

Others pointed out that his optimism hardly reflected England's performance - which was not hugely convincing.

Pablo Laurino replied: 'You just barely won against Congo...'

Jan Swanepoel said: 'Can't you guys wait until you get into a final before starting with this nonsense again in every single sport.

Here is what Oliver Holt, the Daily Mail's Chief Sports Writer, had to say about the match:

In a futuristic, gleaming steel stadium, protected from the hellish heat that beat down outside by a translucent dome, England spent 68 minutes wrestling with nightmares and staring at a defeat that would have ranked alongside their loss to the USA at the 1950 World Cup in Belo Horizonte as the worst in their history.

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Undone by their own abysmal defending in this Round of 32 match, kept at bay by the heroic performance of DR Congo goalkeeper Lionel Mpasi and denied what looked like a certain penalty for a foul on Harry Kane by the Jordanian referee, England were stalked by thoughts of the humiliation of an early exit when they had come to win the World Cup.

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