79 People Who Wrote Hilarious Comments That Are Impossible To Read With A Straight Face
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FunnyPublished Jun 26, 2026 79 People Who Wrote Hilarious Comments That Are Impossible To Read With A Straight Face
Oleksandra Kyryliuk and Greta Jaruševičiūtė
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If you never check the comments section on the internet, this is your sign to start. There are people hiding in there who belong on a standup stage but instead chose to be devastatingly funny under a stranger’s photo of their lunch. Or a random cat video. Or a government announcement. Nothing is safe, really.
We’ve collected a whole lot of examples from “Cursed Comments” on X, and they’re all waiting below. Scroll down to read them and upvote your favorites. And don’t be shy about dropping a witty line of your own while you’re at it.
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Deborah B Deborah B Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago The worst of all worlds.
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Chihuahua Mama Chihuahua Mama Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago Does he expect people to be building a shed or hosting a drag show when he arrives?
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Did I say that out loud? Did I say that out loud? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago They're not wrong, though, are they?
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eric p eric p Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 12 minutes ago Fun idea, but that is soooooo much rice
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troufaki13 troufaki13 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago What did that person do to deserve this?? 😭😭
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Did I say that out loud? Did I say that out loud? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago There is no way a horse took this photograph.
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Rictrude Rictrude Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 hours ago I hope the baby didn't regurgitate.
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Sara G. Sara G. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 33 minutes ago "You stole my job Red!!"
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Kaz Kaz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago Devolving.
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Mavis Mavis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago Its called the Goldilocks Zone. Not too hot, not too cold, its just right.
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Megalodon Meg Megalodon Meg Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago It reminds me of Bly Manor
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Kaz Kaz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago He's sorry for his crimes!
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Bumpuff Bumpuff Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 hours ago 😂😂😂😂
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Spidercat Spidercat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 hours ago Nailed it...
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Gehti nIXON Gehti nIXON Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago "Foraging" 🤓
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random_froggg (she/they 86/47) random_froggg (she/they 86/47) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 8 hours ago It’s pretty amazing though, I’m not going to lie. OP could have a future in the arts.
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random_froggg (she/they 86/47) random_froggg (she/they 86/47) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 8 hours ago It’s an important question
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David Paterson David Paterson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
More than your what? Shoe size?
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Victor Botha Victor Botha Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago Spidercat, Bonesco & Sea Bunny you folks made my day 😄
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Spidercat Spidercat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 hours ago Their not wrong...
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Lost Panda Lost Panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 hours ago I thought the nose ring was snot XD
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Kaz Kaz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago (edited) Sorry, we have no more of the most plentiful thing on the planet. (Yes, I know that most of it is undrinkable saltwater. Indulge me.)
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Kaz Kaz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago LXIX
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NJ P NJ P Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago Just a little smile can make all the difference.
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Sanguina Sanguina Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago If I tried that I'd dislocate my knee cap
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detective miller's hat detective miller's hat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 minute ago My brain read this as "is the the jar kool aid man or the liquid?"
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El Howard El Howard Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 43 minutes ago Spoiler: dude finally returns home and his own wife doesn't recognize him. Been there, done that!
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CloPotato CloPotato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Sovietic art looks erotic so often... Visiting Prague was like seeing a gay pride set in stone
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Kaz Kaz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago The symptoms are sounding a little too familiar.
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Cee Cee Cee Cee Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago Gorgeous English Bull Terrier. Mine was named Pearl.
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El Howard El Howard Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 40 minutes ago Department of Redundancy Department. (Probably a generic RIP template.)
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John O'Donnell John O'Donnell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 hours ago I had to bloody work. Key Industry my a**e.
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Rusty’scate Rusty’scate Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Wait till you start leaving work.
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B Parke B Parke Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 15 minutes ago I had a friend once set a timer on his microwave for a pizza in the oven except he turned the microwave on (we were drunk). Fifteen minutes later we smelled burning plastic. It had started to literally melt.
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Megalodon Meg Megalodon Meg Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago I love my kids so much and it is so sweet these kiddos are watching, gripped in awe and suspense but I'd be asking them to back the f up a couple paces and let me cook 😆
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Amy Stout Amy Stout Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 hours ago She knows her worth.
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Solidhog Solidhog Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 hours ago 598, 599, 600! Nailed it!
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Spidercat Spidercat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 hours ago Looks delicious 😋
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Did I say that out loud? Did I say that out loud? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago The last time someone demanded more "living space" it didn't end well.
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Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 hours ago (edited) Its only funny if blue was just kidding...
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David Paterson David Paterson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago Black metal, let me think. Zinc and aluminium are white metals. Iron is a dark red metal. Sodium, magnesium, manganese, are black metals, I think.
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Crystalwitch60 Crystalwitch60 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 hour ago I borrowed him from the devil for a while, hell hounds are hard work need a lot of training so here we are 👍
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Did I say that out loud? Did I say that out loud? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago Only a matter of time.
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Sue Denham Sue Denham Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago No worries. Easy to add some irises and pupils. Maybe throw in a curly moustache and devil horns if you're feeling creative.
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Bonesko Bonesko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 hours ago I'd say 248 etc is full of sh*t if diarrhea wasn't a part of their workout routine
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Rusty’scate Rusty’scate Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium I need to pee. ( just saying)
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Kaz Kaz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago Y'ALL! WHERE IS SHE?!
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Kaz Kaz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago I have a slight thing for boys wearing fishnets....
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troufaki13 troufaki13 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 hours ago I do this with my nephew! And then he says infinity plus infinity so then I must admit defeat 😂
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Jp@nda Jp@nda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 hour ago But what if this is from his pov, he's talking about her
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Kaz Kaz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago If you don't want him I do.
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Rictrude Rictrude Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 hours ago Minecraft trees!
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random_froggg (she/they 86/47) random_froggg (she/they 86/47) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 8 hours ago 🎶 He’s a weirdo 🎶
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Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago I make crackers for cheese out of stuff that looks like that (I am not a hamster)
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Rusty’scate Rusty’scate Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Red Bull.
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Starbug Starbug Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 2 hours ago That's not nothing, it's a free Amazon packing bag!
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B Parke B Parke Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 minutes ago Very true lol
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Kaz Kaz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago Luke Skywalker to Ben Solo:
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I am not you I am not you Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 hours ago 😂
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Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 hours ago I could stay calm if I were surrounded by salad without dressing
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Did I say that out loud? Did I say that out loud? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago The Bible. The ultimate fan fiction.
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jwlx jwlx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 42 minutes ago I don't get it. I see I love 69 is missing, but I don't understand either comment.
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jwlx jwlx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 39 minutes ago Must be nice to be able to replace things before they stop working.
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Megalodon Meg Megalodon Meg Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago That's adorable
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Rusty’scate Rusty’scate Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Johnny bravo
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Tim Fawcett Tim Fawcett Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago Wanna pet the big bunno!
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random_froggg (she/they 86/47) random_froggg (she/they 86/47) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 8 hours ago White rabbits scare me. Yes I’ve seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, why do you ask?
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Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 hours ago Zebedee had a lovechild???
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Arthur Waite Arthur Waite Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Kind of sad when there's no comments on the comments.
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