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107 Times People Had The Perfect Comeback And It Turned Out To Be Comedy Gold

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107 Times People Had The Perfect Comeback And It Turned Out To Be Comedy Gold

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Even some vegans love a good roast. The more rare and spicy, the better. This has nothing to do with meat. But rather, a slew of well-timed, savage words hurled at someone until they're crisped to perfection.

This year's Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart pulled 13,5 million viewers. It was hot on the heels of the Roast of Tom Brady, which saw 13.8 million people tuning in. We're yet to hear who'll be the victim of the next celebrity roast, or when it will take place. But that's okay because from what we've gathered, it seems like many ordinary netizens are just as good at holding each other over the coals as the rich and famous.

Bored Panda has scoured the internet to find the hottest, funniest and most unique comebacks, insults and online roasts out there. And there certainly was no shortage. Here's an epic compilation that you can come back to whenever your own polite words fail you...

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#1

If Only He Put This Time And Effort To Talking To Women

A social media post about hilarious burns, showing a woman with and without makeup, accompanied by a savage comment.

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POST yarwoodftw avatar Touhou Youyoumu Touhou Youyoumu Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 13 hours ago (edited)

Shhh, don't tell the incels.

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It may seem like anything goes when it comes to insulting someone but that's simply not true. Often, with celebrity roasts, comedians will be briefed on what not to talk about.

"If there’s something they warn us about or ask us to avoid – don’t make fun of my kids, of my wife, whatever – we’ll honour that. We’ll still make those jokes in the writers room to make each other laugh, like little kids being naughty, but they won’t make it into the script," reveals Tony Hinchcliffe, a stand-up comedian, writer and podcast host who has worked on several comedy roasts, including the recent Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart.

Known for his no-holds-barred, brutal words, Hinchcliffe is no stranger to controversy. He came under fire yet again for the "sexist" and "racist" jokes he used while roasting Hart in May.

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    #2

    Real Faith Punished

    A hilariously savage burn on X (formerly Twitter) contrasting fake and real Christians in the justice system.

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    POST j-vagabond avatar General Anaesthesia General Anaesthesia Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 hours ago

    Guess who would get crucified if He returned today.

    19 19points reply View more comments #3

    Savage Reply About Using Umbrellas

    A hilariously savage burn: a man holding an umbrella replies, Because my goal is to be as dry as your girlfriend.

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    POST m_michaelis57 avatar Awkward lady Awkward lady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 hours ago

    Oooohhh!

    5 5points reply View more comments

    Fellow comedian Chelsea Handler, who also took part in The Roast of Kevin Hart, publicly voiced her disgust at Hinchcliffe's distasteful jabs.

    “There was so much disgustingness. I knew it was going to be such a gross vibe that I would be able to elevate it, no problem. … Kevin didn’t deserve that. He deserved an elevated roast,” Handler said, during an episode of Deon Cole's podcast Funny Knowing You.

    She revealed that she took issue with many of the jokes told by both roast host Shane Gillis and Hinchcliffe.

    “It’s just everything we know: that they’re racist, that they’re bigots, that they’re sexist,” Handler said. “That they think they’re invincible.”

    #4

    One Must Not Concern Oneself With Studying Women

    A hilariously savage tweet comparing two women, one with less makeup, and a comment about research priorities, showing a burn.

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    POST casey_tuohey avatar Ipetmykitteh Ipetmykitteh Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 hours ago

    I did a study and all the dogs and cats say the woman with the best snacks are the most attractive.

    29 29points reply View more comments #5

    Follow Me For More Dating Advice!

    A screenshot of a Reddit post and a savage burn comment about a new stepmom being younger than the poster.

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    POST audreydennison avatar sweetpea sweetpea Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 13 hours ago

    😂spit out my smoothie.

    12 12points reply View more comments #6

    Sweet Cake Alabama

    A hilariously savage burn about a Confederate flag cake implying a couple are siblings.

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    POST susanteter avatar Susan Teter Susan Teter Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 hour ago

    I need to stretch before I laugh that hard...I think I pulled my spleen

    3 3points reply

    Many accused Hinchcliffe of going "too far" during the roast, and his joke about George Floyd was not well-received. “The Black community is so proud of you right now. George Floyd is looking up at us all, laughing so hard he can’t breathe,” said the comedian during his set.

    But Kevin Hart later came to his defence, arguing that people should know by now what to expect from Hinchcliffe. He added that Hinchcliffe “arguably had the best set or one of the best sets” of the evening, and that fans of celebrity roasts know why racial humor is on the table.

    “Yeah, the George Floyd joke, it wasn’t a tasteful joke to our culture, to our audience,” Hart said during an episode of The Breakfast Club with host Charlamagne tha God. “I wasn’t shocked. That’s what they do. It happens every year when they do a roast. It’s not new.” 

    #7

    So Inspiring

    A social media post with a savage burn from a Syrian commenter responding to Kendall Jenner's Met Gala story.

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    POST andrew-w00197 avatar Did I say that out loud? Did I say that out loud? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 12 hours ago

    If only the people of Ukraine had this much courage?

    18 18points reply View more comments #8

    Its Like A Personal White Noise Generator In There

    A screenshot of a Twitter post with a hilarious burn: All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe.

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    POST ingosauer avatar Reemerger Reemerger Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago

    Some people are white noise personified...

    5 5points reply View more comments #9

    When Genetics Forget To Cooperate

    A hilariously savage burn as one person implies another was pushed in a wheelbarrow due to being an ugly baby.

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    POST ingosauer avatar Reemerger Reemerger Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago

    I imagine this guy's mom dragged him on a leash, face down.

    6 6points reply View more comments

    There's a reason we get riled up when insulted.

     “When someone says something offensive or harmful that hurts us or hurts a member of a community that’s really important to us, our nervous system can get activated,” says Kerry McBroome, a psychologist in Brooklyn. The expert adds that this is why we're often at a loss for words, or a clever comeback.

    “The parts of the brain that are responsible for coming up with clever or witty things to say are just not online—they’re nervous and sensing a threat,” she explains.

    #10

    Do They Know?

    A tweet from Young Conservatives about Party like it's 1928 with a hilariously savage burn.

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    POST casey_tuohey avatar Ipetmykitteh Ipetmykitteh Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 hours ago

    And women and POC can’t vote and are as close to property without actually being a hatstand. Yaaaaay. /s

    15 15points reply View more comments #11

    He Can't Even Win A War Against Algae

    An aerial photo of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with a savage burn about its green color from algae.

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    POST ingosauer avatar Reemerger Reemerger Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago

    To be fair, he messed with a superior foe. All hail our new slippery overlords!

    14 14points reply View more comments #12

    Signed, Sealed, Delivered

    A tweet delivering a savage burn about the Spanish national anthem having no lyrics.

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    POST robertmillar avatar Robert Millar Robert Millar Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 hours ago

    Parcel. "You empty envelope."

    11 11points reply View more comments

    If you're ever on the receiving end of a sexist or racist joke, you may be so shocked that you're speechless. But it turns out, hitting back might be easier than you realize... According to psychotherapist Melanie Williams, simply responding with, "Are you okay?" can work wonders.

    “There’s so much packed in this short comeback,” she says, adding that the offender is often caught off-guard. Williams suggests that you follow-up with a quick observation: “Just checking, because that was completely inappropriate.”

    #13

    Ended By Community Notes

    A social media post with a savage burn as readers add context to JD Vance's claims about Canada and fentanyl.

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    POST devonbunny avatar Bunny Wood Bunny Wood Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago

    Oh the enormous intellect of JD Vance. What a bore

    7 7points reply View more comments #14

    A Sweet Suggestion For The Sugar Police

    A hilariously savage burn about a cancer survivor telling someone to eat a candy bar out of their a**.

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    POST alexmartin_2 avatar Alex Martin Alex Martin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 minutes ago

    They have cancer, they can eat whatever they gosh darn want.

    1 1point reply View more comments #15

    Media’s Selective Outrage

    A screenshot showing a hilarious and savage burn about corporate theft versus petty theft from the Gravel Institute.

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    POST marcorichter_1 avatar Floeckchen Floeckchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 hours ago

    It is somehow no longer theft if the sum of money is high enough

    10 10points reply View more comments

    The expert explains that asking someone if they’re okay immediately lets them know that the spotlight is on them, rather than on whomever or whatever they were talking about. It also highlights that their words were problematic, hopefully prompting them to do some self-reflection.

    McBroome’s favorite response to a prejudiced or outright bigoted remark is to smile and say, “Wow, what a wild thing to say out loud.”

    “They don’t see it coming, and by throwing them off their rhythm or startling them, they’re able to question something they previously hadn't questioned,” she explains. The expert adds that this response often forces people to examine their bias and reflect on why something they thought was acceptable to say didn’t go over well.

    #16

    Maybe He Should Tell His Family Now

    A hilariously savage burn about misspelling a in a math problem.

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    POST hu-ghcasement avatar Fred Fred Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago

    I would just subtract 10 and add 1.

    6 6points reply View more comments #17

    Pride Month Won

    A hilariously savage burn on X (formerly Twitter) about Pride month winning against a defeated post.

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    POST jeanpeterson avatar Jp@nda Jp@nda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago

    Who tf are these people?

    2 2points reply View more comments #18

    10/10 For The Burn

    Reddit comments with a hilariously savage burn about a perfect 10 being a mirror reflection.

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    POST norahreilly avatar Norah Reilly Norah Reilly Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 hours ago

    Burn, baby, burn.

    2 2points reply

    “A lot of times when people say something rude, it’s really impulsive, and they’re not thinking about whether it’s the wisest thing they can say in that situation,” reveals Amanda Stemen, a Los Angeles-based therapist who teaches mindful communication skills.

    Her go-to response when someone mutters something offensive under their breath, or out loud in a room full of people, is, "Could you repeat that? I don't think I heard you correctly."

    #19

    The Audacity Of This Unelected Loser

    Elon Musk and Kelly A. deliver hilariously savage burns to Justin Trudeau on Twitter.

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    POST chrisdomres avatar keyboardtek keyboardtek Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 hours ago

    Sadly, what Elon say does matter solely because of how much money he bribes politicians.

    7 7points reply View more comments #20

    Best Bus Driver Ever

    Hilariously savage burn with a bus driver screaming at a driver who tried to pass a school bus.

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    POST marcorichter_1 avatar Floeckchen Floeckchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 12 hours ago

    ...because their brakes malfunction again?!

    7 7points reply View more comments #21

    A Bright Future Is In Store Here

    A hilariously savage tweet recounting a 12-year-old comedians burn to a heckling boy during a talent show.

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    POST acey-ace16 avatar Ace Ace Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Premium user. Get details. 7 hours ago

    She has a great future.

    8 8points reply View more comments

    Stemen says by asking someone to repeat themself, you’re extending an opportunity to rethink and rephrase what they said.

    “Often, they’ll realize there are a bunch of people around, and they don’t want to say it louder, because the shame is going to kick in,” she adds. “It deescalates the situation.”

    Another therapist Jessica Good agrees that the best comeback to an insult is one that spurs the person to reflect. "What was you intention with that comments?" is what Good suggests you say...

    #22

    Hm

    Hilariously savage burns in a tweet comparing a man's eyes to a neglected hamster.

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    POST yarwoodftw avatar Touhou Youyoumu Touhou Youyoumu Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 13 hours ago

    Another genius in the making.

    8 8points reply View more comments #23

    Brother You’re Imprisoned By A Honda Accord

    A hilariously savage burn on X (formerly Twitter) comparing European and American travel freedom.

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    POST acey-ace16 avatar Ace Ace Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Premium user. Get details. 7 hours ago

    Just for completeness, there are two high-speed rail lines using tunnels under the Alps between Switzerland and Italy, both with theoretical maximum speeds of 250kph (155mph) , although in practice they normally run at just 200kph (125mph).

    2 2points reply #24

    Texas Teacher Controversy

    A social media post with a savage burn about a Texas teacher inviting ICE to raid their school, sparking outrage.

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    POST chrisdomres avatar keyboardtek keyboardtek Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 hours ago

    Germany had about 1/4 of its population turning in friends, spouses, and neighbors to the Nazis.

    5 5points reply View more comments

    This comeback is both effective and therapeutic, she says because “it makes them say the quiet part out loud.”

    She recommends responding in a calm voice with a curious tone, adding that you should make eye contact to show that you're confident.

    At best, she says, the person might pause and reflect on their statement. Or they might deny that they were intending to cause hurt or harm. Either way, they'll be aware that their behavior hasn't gone unnoticed, and that you're not afraid to call them out on it.

    #25

    This Would've Added The Spice It Desperately Needed

    A hilariously savage burn on pork chops seasoned with water and baked by the glow of a heated argument.

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    POST johngrimes avatar UnclePanda UnclePanda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Premium user. Get details. 14 hours ago

    My grandma was a traditional Irish cook. Heavily seasoned meant salt AND pepper.

    20 20points reply View more comments #26

    School Choice

    A social media post featuring a savage burn from Brian Tyler Cohen to Governor Kevin Stitt about education rankings.

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    POST keithevans avatar Keith Evans Keith Evans Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Premium user. Get details. 9 hours ago

    BTH is a legend

    6 6points reply View more comments #27

    Don’t Be A Kevin

    A screenshot of a comment section with hilariously savage burns, including a user stating Kevin is as sharp as a marble.

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    POST ingosauer avatar Reemerger Reemerger Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago

    "Never go full Kevin" - Tropic Thunder

    5 5points reply View more comments #28

    He's Wasting It

    Hilariously savage burns of a tweet showing a burger with onions, compared to Steve Harvey.

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    POST amylee_2 avatar amy lee amy lee Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 hours ago

    Savage. Love it

    9 9points reply View more comments #29

    Truly, A Way With Words

    A social media post about hilarious burns, featuring a man with an unusual beard and a comment about phantom pain.

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    POST juliesnelling avatar Julie S Julie S Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Premium user. Get details. 5 hours ago

    5 years and that's the best you can do.

    3 3points reply View more comments #30

    Animals Download Skills At Birth, Humans Still Buffering At 25

    A screenshot of two hilariously savage burns on X (formerly Twitter) about the capabilities of animal versus human babies.

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    POST casey_tuohey avatar Ipetmykitteh Ipetmykitteh Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 hours ago

    A chaotic evil alarm clock, at that.

    12 12points reply View more comments #31

    Absolute Accurate

    A sign about paying for toppings, with a savage burn comment below it, providing hilarious burns.

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    POST jeanpeterson avatar Jp@nda Jp@nda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago

    Oof

    2 2points reply #32

    The Ugly Truth

    A Facebook post with a savage burn linking to a list of burn centers in the US.

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    POST mtdewisgr84u avatar Anonymouse Anonymouse Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 hour ago (edited)

    OMG, that is truly a laugh out loud double, both the thanks and the list of burn centers...

    1 1point reply View more comments #33

    A Person Who Thinks All The Time

    A screenshot of social media comments with a savage burn asking for someone who does think.

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    POST ryanmortimer avatar Kaz Kaz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago

    r/redditsniper

    2 2points reply #34

    Hm

    A tweet with a savage burn asking about a man's primary vs secondary chin beard.

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    POST johngrimes avatar UnclePanda UnclePanda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Premium user. Get details. 14 hours ago

    His neck looks like that standing dude's feet.

    10 10points reply View more comments #35

    Power Rangers Insult

    A screenshot showing a hilarious and savage burn comparing someone to Power Rangers shouting colors.

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    POST #36

    I Mean She Really Didnt Hit Then

    Hilariously savage burns in YouTube comments about a singer's performance being like a drunk bestie at karaoke.

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    POST doug-moyer avatar Doug Moyer Doug Moyer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 hour ago

    That would be a polite description of my singing...

    0 0points reply View more comments #37

    Being A Good Guy Is Not Good Either

    A screenshot of a hilariously savage burn on Twitter, where someone is devastated their decision was respected.

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    POST icpshootyz avatar George Costanza George Costanza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 38 minutes ago

    When my wife and I separated several years ago because she said she wanted to she kept telling me how hurt she was that I didn't fight for her to stay. Sorry, I thought I was respecting your decision by not trying to force you to be with someone you didn't want to be with. My bad I guess??

    1 1point reply View more comments #38

    Groot Found The Poor Copper Of The Hitites

    A hilariously savage burn about a 400-year-old coin, implying the person spent 400 years looking for it.

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    POST ontariocanada_1 avatar Reading Regurgitated Nonsence Reading Regurgitated Nonsence Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 14 hours ago

    Did he just get out of a really really long bath.

    4 4points reply View more comments #39

    Gta 5 Has Been Out For 13+ Years

    A Reddit exchange featuring a savage burn: There's been no improvements in over a decade?

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    POST luke-branwen avatar Luke || Kira (he/she) Luke || Kira (he/she) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 hours ago

    Only edgy tweens would find you cool?

    0 0points reply #40

    Taking Out The Trash, One Search At A Time

    A hilariously savage burn, stating that Microsofts industrial waste is Bing search results.

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    POST timfawcett avatar Tim Fawcett Tim Fawcett Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 14 hours ago

    Copilot, Windows 11

    11 11points reply View more comments #41

    Had A Feeling There’d Be Strong Feelings About This Here

    A hilariously savage burn from Corinne Kaplan about Applebee's food being worse than being roofied.

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    POST doug-moyer avatar Doug Moyer Doug Moyer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 hour ago

    Applebee's food isn't bad, per se. It is what it is. If you expected high end food, then you're going to be disappointed, but why on earth would you expect that?

    0 0points reply #42

    LOL Ok Buddy, So How Exactly Does A Freezer Burn Things?

    A Reddit post about white flaky stuff on frozen strawberries receives a hilariously savage burn: Your second day on Earth will be less frightening.

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    POST marcorichter_1 avatar Floeckchen Floeckchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 12 hours ago

    don't freeze strawberries if you don't want to drink them right out of the package afterwards

    5 5points reply View more comments #43

    Hm

    Bert in a YouTube video, with a savage comment comparing him to a beaver's evolutionary step.

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    POST yarwoodftw avatar Touhou Youyoumu Touhou Youyoumu Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 13 hours ago (edited)

    🦫😂

    2 2points reply View more comments #44

    Your Taste In Music

    A screenshot of a savage burn comment about why headphones are breaking, blaming bad taste in music.

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    POST charlesmcchristy avatar Problematic Pangolin Problematic Pangolin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 57 minutes ago

    You can buy replacement pads. It's really not that big of a deal.

    1 1point reply View more comments #45

    A Neglected Hamsters

    A Neglected Hamsters

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    POST robertmillar avatar Robert Millar Robert Millar Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 hours ago

    And the lips of a sad duck.

    7 7points reply View more comments #46

    The Confidence With Which “If You Ever Feel Useless” Was Written Is Commendable Though

    A screenshot of a savage burn tweet about shampoo instructions and zero-shaped birthday candles.

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    POST chrisfischer avatar Maudelin Maudelin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 13 hours ago

    10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100...

    1 1point reply View more comments #47

    Now They Want Dei

    A screenshot of a hilariously savage burn on X (formerly Twitter) about inclusion during halftime.

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    Finally Caught One In The Wild

    A four-panel image of Russell Brand making various facial expressions, a visual example of a hilarious savage burn.

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    POST acey-ace16 avatar Ace Ace Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Premium user. Get details. 6 hours ago

    Vile man.

    3 3points reply View more comments #49

    Movie Review For “It Ends With Us”

    A movie review of It Ends with Us, part of a collection of savage burns that leaves people needing a doctor.

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    Everything Else Is Wet Except For The Ladies

    Hilariously savage burn in a comment section, responding to a flood image in Austin.

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    POST marcorichter_1 avatar Floeckchen Floeckchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 hours ago

    maybe he is a pool supervisor?

    2 2points reply #51

    I Can Hear The Sound

    Hilariously savage burn in a tweet after someone fell, comparing them to Sonic, people needed a doctor.

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    POST jeanpeterson avatar Jp@nda Jp@nda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago

    I can appreciate quick wit, I would've laughed

    3 3points reply #52

    Storm In A Utah Teacup

    A hilariously savage tweet by Reed Galen debunking Kelly Hoskins statement about taking Utah back, highlighting political burns.

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    POST dork2 avatar Bartlet for world domination Bartlet for world domination Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Premium user. Get details. 9 hours ago

    The snakes.

    2 2points reply View more comments #53

    May Be The Best Response Ive Ever Read

    A hilariously savage tweet exchange between Master Merk and Buff, showcasing a witty comeback about being fat.

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    POST ravenkbh avatar Ravenkbh Ravenkbh Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 hours ago

    I'm not your buddy, guy

    1 1point reply View more comments #54

    First Comment That Didn't Have "Harry Potter" In It

    A young man playing guitar in a YouTube video, with a savage comment about his unchanging age.

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    POST robertmillar avatar Robert Millar Robert Millar Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 hours ago

    I wish I had thin fingers like his. Mine look like cow's t*ts.

    2 2points reply #55

    It Could Be True

    A dating profile with a girl and a hilariously savage comment about her appearance below.

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    POST toujincthlu avatar Toujin C'Thlu Toujin C'Thlu Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 14 hours ago

    Is that the best picture she could find?

    4 4points reply View more comments #56

    Mix It Up, Quick Mom Joke Here

    A text message exchange with a savage burn from 'Mom' saying 'I made you.'

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    POST arthurwaite avatar Arthur Waite Arthur Waite Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow Premium Premium user. Get details. 4 hours ago

    Ba-Dum-B*m-Tsssh!

    1 1point reply View more comments #57

    Myspace Tom Gives A Well Deserved Response

    A screenshot of a savage burn on Twitter between Tom Anderson and Polo Tapia, part of 107 burns.

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    POST amylee_2 avatar amy lee amy lee Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 hours ago

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    Tom has a chip on his shoulder and someone called Polo found it... Without having to call Marco once. Impressive.

    -17 -17points reply #58

    Cold Heart And Empty Brain

    A hilariously savage burn in a text message conversation, where one person says they'd live in the other's head for a lot of room.

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    POST katrinanixon avatar Partypants Partypants Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 13 hours ago

    This one's funny .

    4 4points reply View more comments #59

    No Mercy Wth 💀

    A screenshot of Opera GX and Microsoft Edge tweets, with an image of sad clowns, representing hilariously savage browser burns.

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    POST yarwoodftw avatar Touhou Youyoumu Touhou Youyoumu Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 13 hours ago (edited)

    Yeah. No thank you, with the clowns ever.

    2 2points reply #60

    Epic

    A Twitter exchange between JJ and THE Grinch, featuring a savage burn about appearance.

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    Yeah, I See It

    A screenshot of a savage burn comment describing a man's expression as doing long division in his head.

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    POST lilianaspiro avatar Liliana Spiro Liliana Spiro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago

    Jeremy Allen White looks like a very young, blond, and heavily photo shopped Rob Schneider

    0 0points reply #62

    The Activities Have Value Because A Human Perform Them

    A hilariously savage meme contrasting a critical man and a Bob Ross-like figure, illustrating hypocrisy in art evaluation.

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    POST marcorichter_1 avatar Floeckchen Floeckchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 hours ago

    the "art" the robot stole has allready been drawn by a human before

    9 9points reply View more comments #63

    Dave Chapelle And Joe Rogan

    Joe Rogan and a guest in a podcast studio, part of a collection of savage burns on social media.

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    POST marcorichter_1 avatar Floeckchen Floeckchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 hours ago

    "comedians"...

    2 2points reply View more comments #64

    Worlds Greatest Comeback

    A blonde woman smiles, part of a social media burn where someone comments on her teeth and she hilariously retorts.

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    POST jeanpeterson avatar Jp@nda Jp@nda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 hours ago

    Her teeth are fine? Tf is dude talking about

    3 3points reply #65

    God Forbid A Girl Have Preferences

    A tweet sharing a hilariously savage burn where someone was called a non-profit organization for going home with ugly guys.

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    POST katywillis avatar Lazy Panda 2 Lazy Panda 2 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 hours ago

    I cannot make sense of this

    3 3points reply View more comments #66

    Once You See It, You Can't Unsee

    A close-up of a man's eyebrow with a savage burn asking if a doctor signed his forehead.

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    POST devonbunny avatar Bunny Wood Bunny Wood Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 hours ago

    Eewwww head pubes...

    1 1point reply #67

    The Accuracy Is Insane

    Hilariously savage burn on Twitter mocking a controversial statement with a 2-year-old's look, needing a doctor.

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    POST jamesuthmann avatar Khavrinen Khavrinen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago

    Vaccinated women all over the world rejoice.

    18 18points reply View more comments #68

    You Tea Towel

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    POST kathybrooke avatar Kathy Brooke Kathy Brooke Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 hours ago

    I love British insults. Almost anything can be an insult with the right intonation. Failing that, prefix "absolute" as in "you absolute kettle"

    4 4points reply #69

    Predicting The Future Of Carbon Monoxide

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    POST marcorichter_1 avatar Floeckchen Floeckchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 hours ago

    STFWG? "Steiermärkisches Feuerwehrgesetz?"

    3 3points reply #70

    Not Exactly An Insult, But The "Basedest" Comment I've Have Saw

    A hilariously savage burn on Jack Black for being chosen to portray a square character.

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    POST #71

    Crazy Insult Found Under A Video Of A Blind Guy Reacting To A Comment Of Someone Saying He’s Faking Being Blind

    Hilariously savage burn about low IQ so devil could trip on it, people needed a doctor after.

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    POST #72

    Brett Favre Is That Rich Guy Who Stole From Welfare

    A screenshot of a savage burn on Twitter, where a user questions Brett Favre about stolen welfare funds.

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    POST bparke avatar B Parke B Parke Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 hours ago

    And fought to pay it back, if he ever did

    0 0points reply #73

    Very Big If True

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    POST #74

    Hm

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    POST casey_tuohey avatar Ipetmykitteh Ipetmykitteh Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 hours ago

    Is that person smuggling a ferret under their hat??

    2 2points reply View more comments #75

    To Be A Catch

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    POST #76

    Captain Holt Casually Dropping Bombs

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    POST lilianaspiro avatar Liliana Spiro Liliana Spiro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 hours ago

    Upvote for Andre Braugher. RIP

    0 0points reply #77

    False Advertising

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    POST #78

    Hmm

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    POST doug-moyer avatar Doug Moyer Doug Moyer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 hour ago

    Steve Harvey: Stop sending me this sh​it!

    0 0points reply #79

    They Really Are Brave

    Hilariously savage burns of a YouTube video with dislikes for the Minecraft Movie teaser.

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    POST #80

    Africans Have So Much Inspiration When It Comes To Insults

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    POST robertmillar avatar Robert Millar Robert Millar Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 hours ago

    So you can hear in stereo.

    3 3points reply #81

    Even His Hairline Got Commitment Issues

    A screenshot of a Twitter exchange where Wendy's delivers a savage burn about Josh McBride's hairline.

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    POST casey_tuohey avatar Ipetmykitteh Ipetmykitteh Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 hours ago

    Dang. Wendy must’ve just had a frosty cause that was COLD.

    4 4points reply #82

    You Look Like A Memory

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    POST elishaoloyede82 avatar Sea Bunny Sea Bunny Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 hours ago

    A distant memory............

    2 2points reply View more comments #83

    Color Pick And Get The Same Color Code

    A YouTube comment with a savage burn about a man's shirt matching his skin tone.

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    POST #84

    Do You Miss Reading Foolishness In The Old And Now Buried Yahoo Answer?

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    POST lindacowley avatar Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 hours ago

    Wave wand "you're a sandwich"

    -1 -1point reply View more comments #85

    Hmm

    A hilariously savage burn comparing a person to Chucky's non-binary child.

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    POST jeanpeterson avatar Jp@nda Jp@nda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 hours ago

    Oof

    0 0points reply #86

    $800 Billion And Still Posting Like He's Unemployed

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    POST sprite420 avatar Jeremy James Jeremy James Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 hours ago

    Didn't he beg Epstein to come to "your wildest party," but Ghislane was like, "Gross. Can we just send him to the wrong island?"

    1 1point reply #87

    Bro's Living On Daily Rewards

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    POST #88

    Digital Water Splash

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    POST #89

    A Strangely Accurate Description Of Dave Portnoy

    Hilariously savage burn comparing Dave Portnoy to Mark Zuckerberg's reflection, needing a doctor after.

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    POST casey_tuohey avatar Ipetmykitteh Ipetmykitteh Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 hours ago

    “Porknoy” should be his special naughty time name for the man down under.

    2 2points reply #90

    Elegant Way Of Calling Someone Smelly, Although The Emojis Sort Of Spoil The Insult

    Hilariously savage burn on Twitter about a career and deodorant, so savage people needed a doctor.

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    POST #91

    Dad Giving His Son Some Subtle Hints

    A screenshot of a dad's Spotify playlist for his kid, featuring several songs that sound like savage burns.

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    POST marcorichter_1 avatar Floeckchen Floeckchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 hours ago

    ...propably that he loves you?!?

    2 2points reply View more comments #92

    She Can't Handle A Booger Joke Become Real One!

    A meme showing a woman in a green snowsuit, with a savage burn caption comparing her to a Mucinex booger, for hilarious burns.

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    POST ritabenko_1 avatar Fellfromthemoon Fellfromthemoon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 hours ago

    Correction: a woman was bothered by some smartdonkey while she was trying to get her car out of the four-inch snow.

    5 5points reply View more comments #93

    That Must’ve Hurt

    A hilariously savage text exchange about dating app messages, showing burns and witty replies.

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    POST #94

    Where My Hug At

    A Twitter screenshot showcasing two images of a triggerfish and a hilariously savage tweet commenting on its appearance.

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    POST doug-moyer avatar Doug Moyer Doug Moyer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 hour ago

    Teeth looking better than mine!

    0 0points reply #95

    He Looks Like He Could Smell The Future With That Beak

    A screenshot of a savage comment section where one user criticizes another's appearance, delivering a hilariously savage burn.

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    POST #96

    Bts Fans Dont Play

    A hilariously savage burn from a tweet, where someone says another person's a** is jealous of their mouth.

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    POST #97

    Accurate Description Of Michael Cera

    A hilariously savage burn on Reddit, comparing a man to a Percocet-selling janitor.

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    Randomized Character Having Mumble Rap Career Sim 2

    A hilariously savage burn on a man's appearance, comparing him to a randomized character or Adam Sandler.

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    POST #99

    Clever Comeback

    A screenshot of a Twitter exchange showing hilarious burns from Atheist Quotes to a user about religious quotes.

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    POST #100

    Hmm

    A screenshot showing a hilarious burn in the comments section of a news article about a Minnesota Republican and marriage.

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    POST luke-branwen avatar Luke || Kira (he/she) Luke || Kira (he/she) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 hours ago

    No wonder she's homophobic when she time-traveled here from the 70s

    0 0points reply #101

    Creative Analogy In A Yelp Review

    Hilariously savage burn from a coffee shop review criticizing the barista's blank stare and bad espresso.

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    POST audreydennison avatar sweetpea sweetpea Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 hours ago

    😂😾

    1 1point reply #102

    We Need To Bust, Adam

    A screenshot of a hilarious burn comparing the Mythbusters hosts to an unfused Walter White.

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    POST doug-moyer avatar Doug Moyer Doug Moyer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 hour ago

    Yeah, we all have coworkers that we really work well with and have no non-work relationship with.

    1 1point reply #103

    *in Joe Swanson's Voice* "Hey Peter"

    A meme with a savage burn comparing John Cena to Joe Swanson from Family Guy, delivering hilarious burns.

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    POST jeanpeterson avatar Jp@nda Jp@nda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 hours ago

    Why do they let him dress himself

    0 0points reply #104

    Don’t Even Have To Open It To Know It Won’t Be Good

    A hilariously savage burn on lasagna with cheese, suggesting it has Kraft singles layered on top.

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    POST #105

    New One For Me At Least

    A hilariously savage burn on Michael B. Jordan, calling him cute but lacking edge and looking responsible.

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    POST #106

    Hmm

    A man with a prominent jawline holds a cheese grater to his face, a humorous visual for hilariously savage burns.

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    POST #107

    She Saw The Opportunity And Took It!

    A social media post sharing a savage burn about a TV personality and a controversial salute, sparking a debate.

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    POST sideshowbarb avatar Babs Ishkabibble Babs Ishkabibble Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 14 hours ago

    What? None of this makes sense.

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